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Affirmations.dev vs Teehee Joke API

Same instrument, two spec sheets — measured, not claimed.

APIAffirmations.devNEW—Teehee Joke APINEW—
Uptime · 30d
Uptime · 90d—%—%
Uptime · 30d—%—%
P50 · ms——
P95 · ms——
Authnonenone
CORSnoyes
HTTPSyesyes
Card requirednono
Commercial useunclearunclear
Data licenseUnverifiedUnverified
Free tierFree — limits not publishedFree — limits not published
Rate limitUnpublishedUnpublished
In directory since2026-07-052026-07-05
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Affirmations.dev vs Teehee Joke API: common questions

Which is more reliable, Affirmations.dev or Teehee Joke API?

On our scheduled checks, Teehee Joke API leads on measured uptime — Affirmations.dev at —% versus Teehee Joke API at —% over 90 days. These are our own probe results, not provider claims; the uptime bars above show the day-by-day record for both.

Do Affirmations.dev and Teehee Joke API need an API key?

Neither needs a paid key — Affirmations.dev is callable with no signup, and Teehee Joke API is callable with no signup. Both are quick to prototype with; rate limits still apply.

Can I call Affirmations.dev and Teehee Joke API from the browser?

Only Teehee Joke API is browser-friendly — it returns CORS headers over HTTPS. Affirmations.dev needs a server-side call or proxy, so factor that into which one fits a front-end project.

Are Affirmations.dev and Teehee Joke API free for commercial use?

Affirmations.dev has unclear commercial terms, and Teehee Joke API has unclear commercial terms. We track service terms and the data license as separate fields — see the Commercial use and Data license rows above, and confirm both before shipping either in a paid product.