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Affirmations.dev vs Geek Jokes

Same instrument, two spec sheets — measured, not claimed.

APIAffirmations.devNEW—Geek JokesNEW—
Uptime · 30d
Uptime · 90d—%—%
Uptime · 30d—%—%
P50 · ms——
P95 · ms——
Authnonenone
CORSnoyes
HTTPSyesyes
Card requirednono
Commercial useunclearunclear
Data licenseUnverifiedUnverified
Free tierFree — limits not publishedFree, no API key required
Rate limitUnpublishedUnpublished
In directory since2026-07-052026-07-05
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Affirmations.dev vs Geek Jokes: common questions

Which is more reliable, Affirmations.dev or Geek Jokes?

On our scheduled checks, Geek Jokes leads on measured uptime — Affirmations.dev at —% versus Geek Jokes at —% over 90 days. These are our own probe results, not provider claims; the uptime bars above show the day-by-day record for both.

Do Affirmations.dev and Geek Jokes need an API key?

Neither needs a paid key — Affirmations.dev is callable with no signup, and Geek Jokes is callable with no signup. Both are quick to prototype with; rate limits still apply.

Can I call Affirmations.dev and Geek Jokes from the browser?

Only Geek Jokes is browser-friendly — it returns CORS headers over HTTPS. Affirmations.dev needs a server-side call or proxy, so factor that into which one fits a front-end project.

Are Affirmations.dev and Geek Jokes free for commercial use?

Affirmations.dev has unclear commercial terms, and Geek Jokes has unclear commercial terms. We track service terms and the data license as separate fields — see the Commercial use and Data license rows above, and confirm both before shipping either in a paid product.