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Ron Swanson Quotes

Random Ron Swanson wisdom, one gruff quote at a time

🎬 MediaHEALTHYchecked 11h ago
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This tiny service returns random quotes from Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson as a JSON array. Ask for one or several at once, no key needed. It runs on a free Heroku dyno, so expect the occasional cold-start pause.

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Status badge · for your READMEshipapis health badge: 91 · healthy
Uptime history
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588P50 · ms
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Response time · last 48 checks
Fastest 98 ms, slowest 2021 ms, most recent 384 ms.
Live response samplecaptured by our last successful check
GET https://ron-swanson-quotes.herokuapp.com/v2/quotes

[
  "I’ve had the same haircut since 1978 and I’ve driven the same car since 1991. I’ve used the same wooden comb for three decades. I have one bowl. I still get my milk delivered by horse."
]
Call itcurl · fetch · python
curl "https://ron-swanson-quotes.herokuapp.com/v2/quotes"
const res = await fetch("https://ron-swanson-quotes.herokuapp.com/v2/quotes");
const data = await res.json();
console.log(data);
import requests

res = requests.get("https://ron-swanson-quotes.herokuapp.com/v2/quotes")
print(res.json())
Endpoints · 6HealthyFULL DOCS ↗
Monitored path responding — GET /v2/quotes588 mschecked 11h ago
GET/v2/quotesPROBED

Random Ron Swanson wisdom, one gruff quote at a time

GET/quotes/random

Random item from the collection.

GET/v2

V2 — documented GET route.

GET/v2/1

V2 details by ID (example: 1).

GET/v2?limit=10

V2 — documented GET route.

GET/v2/search?q=test

Search by query parameters.

Machine-readable spec

We probe a documented GET and expect 2xx JSON — full uptime and health score. Export includes every documented route below.

Response-shape history

Stable. No schema drift observed since monitoring began — the response shape has not changed under our checks.

Ron Swanson Quotes: common questions

Is Ron Swanson Quotes free to use?

Yes — Ron Swanson Quotes is a free media API. Free tier: Free — limits not published. Whether the free tier allows commercial use is unclear — check the provider docs.

Does Ron Swanson Quotes need an API key?

No — Ron Swanson Quotes needs no API key or signup. You can call it straight away; rate limits still apply (10 req/window · 9 remaining · resets 1783514769).

Can I call Ron Swanson Quotes from the browser?

Yes — Ron Swanson Quotes returns CORS headers over HTTPS, so front-end code can fetch it directly with no backend proxy. Use the fetch snippet on this page, or hit "Run live" to try it now.

Is Ron Swanson Quotes up right now?

As of our last scheduled check, Ron Swanson Quotes is healthy with 100% uptime over 90 days and a 588 ms median response. We re-probe it every sweep — the status badge and uptime chart above always show the latest.