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Ron Swanson Quotes

Random Ron Swanson wisdom, one gruff quote at a time

🎬 MediaUNMONITORED
AUTH NONECORS ✓AGENT ?HTTPS ✓COMMERCIAL ?

This tiny service returns random quotes from Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson as a JSON array. Ask for one or several at once, no key needed. It runs on a free Heroku dyno, so expect the occasional cold-start pause.

—HOW IT'S SCORED ⓘ
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ON PROBE SCHEDULE

We probe a documented GET and expect 2xx JSON — full uptime and health score. Open provider docs ↗

Uptime historystarts after first probe

On our probe schedule. Uptime charts appear after the first check lands.

Example responsefrom provider docs — not verified by us
GET https://ron-swanson-quotes.herokuapp.com/v2/quotes

[
  "I’ve had the same haircut since 1978 and I’ve driven the same car since 1991. I’ve used the same wooden comb for three decades. I have one bowl. I still get my milk delivered by horse."
]
Call itcurl · fetch · python
curl "https://ron-swanson-quotes.herokuapp.com/v2/quotes"
const res = await fetch("https://ron-swanson-quotes.herokuapp.com/v2/quotes");
const data = await res.json();
console.log(data);
import requests

res = requests.get("https://ron-swanson-quotes.herokuapp.com/v2/quotes")
print(res.json())
Endpoints · 6On scheduleFULL DOCS ↗
On schedule — GET /v2/quotes awaits first probe
GET/v2/quotesPROBED

Random Ron Swanson wisdom, one gruff quote at a time

GET/quotes/random

Random item from the collection.

GET/v2

V2 — documented GET route.

GET/v2/1

V2 details by ID (example: 1).

GET/v2?limit=10

V2 — documented GET route.

GET/v2/search?q=test

Search by query parameters.

Machine-readable spec

We probe a documented GET and expect 2xx JSON — full uptime and health score. Export includes every documented route below.

Response-shape history

Not tracked yet. Shape-change history starts once this API joins our probe schedule.

Ron Swanson Quotes: common questions

Is Ron Swanson Quotes free to use?

Yes — Ron Swanson Quotes is a free media API. Free tier: Free — limits not published. Whether the free tier allows commercial use is unclear — check the provider docs.

Does Ron Swanson Quotes need an API key?

No — Ron Swanson Quotes needs no API key or signup. You can call it straight away; rate limits still apply (Unpublished).

Can I call Ron Swanson Quotes from the browser?

Yes — Ron Swanson Quotes returns CORS headers over HTTPS, so front-end code can fetch it directly with no backend proxy. Use the fetch snippet on this page, or hit "Run live" to try it now.

Is Ron Swanson Quotes up right now?

Ron Swanson Quotes is catalogued but not yet on our probe schedule, so we don't publish a live status for it. Check the provider's own status page or docs for its current state.